ASS-SASSination

May include Sherlock, Doctor Who, LoTR, Hannibal, Welcome to Night Vale, The Avengers, Star Trek, Friends, Johnny Depp, RDJ, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ben Whishaw, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto,

Cinephile. Bibliophile.
get to know me meme [3/5] movies: pacific rim
"When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean."

(Source: clintobarton, via baby-in-a-trenchcoat)

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

(via thepacificrimjob)

get to know me » 1/5 favorite male characters » peter quill

"He’s also known as Star-Lord."  "Who calls him that?"  "Mostly himself…"

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roseshock:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

moranion:

discovereternity:

Forget me not

In Slovene, these are called ‘spominčice’, which would loosely translate into ‘little memories’. The different perception of the world through different languages is fascinating to me. 

And yet both refer to memory. Weird how they converge on that. What about tiny blue flowers says “something to do with remembering”?

In Finnish they are called “lemmikki” which means “beloved” or “darling”.

(via theywillliveagaininfreedom)

gymra:

5 Highly Effective Moves for a rocking core

1- V Shoulder Press - Sit in a V position on your hips. Bend your elbows, holding the dumbbells in your hands with palms facing forward. With your legs straight and feet together, press the weights up while straightening out your elbows. Keep abs tight and maintain your V hold throughout the exercise. If you can, keep your back very straight and your feet together throughout this exercise to get maximum results. Do 20 reps.

2- Full Sit Up with A Twist - Lie flat on your back with knees bent and feet shoulder width apart. Squeeze the weights together above your stomach with palms facing each other. Do a full sit up, keeping your arms together & straight in front of you. Do not bend forward when you sit up. At the top of the move, rotate your body to one side as far as you can. Simultaneously straighten your arms and squeeze the weights together. Return to center, lie down, and bring the weights above your head with arms straight and lightly touching the ground. Make sure your knees are bent throughout the exercise and abs are tensed. Do 10 reps on each side.

3- Plank w/Leg Side Steps - Get into plank position with feet and hands shoulder width apart. Lock your knees and lift a leg up and around your opposite leg from the hips, lightly tapping your toes on the ground each time. Do 15 reps on each side. Keep your elbows locked throughout and make sure your back is straight.

4- Turkish Get Up (On Elbow) - Lie flat on your back with knees bent, shoulder width apart. Hold the weight in your left hand with arm straightened out and palms facing the sky. Your right arm should be rested at your side with palms down. Sit up, lifting your body off the ground while resting on your right elbow and raising your left arm as high as you can. Return to starting position. Repeat 10 times on each side. To make this exercise more challenging, raise yourself up off your hand instead of resting on your elbow.

5- Turkish Get Up (On Hand) - Lie flat on your back with knees bent, shoulder width apart. Hold the weight in your left hand with arm straightened out and palms facing the sky. Your right arm should be rested at your side with palms down. Sit up, lifting your body off the ground while resting on your right elbow and raising your left arm as high as you can. Return to starting position. Repeat 10 times on each side. To make this exercise more challenging, raise yourself up off your hand instead of resting on your elbow.

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The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

(Source: weather.com, via lilprince)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: cartel, via gnarly)